Azoth Khem Publishing

The squishy brain of Bill "McSciFi" McCormick has been responsible for many words. Some of them coherent. What you are looking at is a compendium of short stories, fun looks at history, and the greatest rejection letter ever penned. It was so great it started his career.

Featuring
And the Beat Goes Phut
Helping The Elves
The Good Lord Shall Provide
Tears of the Gods
Sparkle Party Massacre
The Loving Children
Hank & Eddy: Bro Wars
KORZAC: NÕRDICON OF DERN
George
Nazareth Updated (op ed)
A Letter from an Editor
Fun Time at the Apocalypse-A-Go-Go
THE SPACE CLOWNS OF ZOIMBA PRIME
Divine Love (op ed)
Sally
Vorbliss
The Real UFO Conspiracy (redux) (op ed)
Janet Callahan: Rocket Queen
Happiness, Love, and Other Lies
14 Frogs
Unstuck
The Writer's Stuff

What magical humans have to say

Vorbliss
(I)f we accepted "Vorbliss" with its expletives, he would sure as shootin' show up on my doorstep with a pot of bubbling tar in one hand and a bale of freshly-plucked feathers in the other. - Don Webb - Bewildering Stories

A Letter from an Editor
Overall, his "Letter" is a magnificent parody of the world's ugliest trends (addiction to video games, offshoring). Tell him that he can write to me any time and that his work is brilliant. I love it, love it, LOVE IT!!! - Marina S.

The Writer's Stuff
It would be a fine addition to "The F**kening". Bouncing it boobily to the inbox. - Margret Treiber

And the Beat Goes Phut
After hundreds of years, all DJ gigs are the same. Minus the death of all things. - D.J. Russ Harris

14 Frogs
For the first time in my life, shit makes sense. - Carlos Rodriguez

Tuesday
No matter how odd the rituals, it's reassuring to know love spans the stars. - Matilda Weatherspoon